i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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