Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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