What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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