we have officially lost it.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Randomize
