He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
handjob tips. give me some.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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