And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
