his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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