I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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