nut hugger
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
and she was petting her beer can
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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