when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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