also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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