its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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