do herpes really smell.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
