he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
