that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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