I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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