i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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