dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So squirting runs in the family.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
