all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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