I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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