at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
