Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
