I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
