Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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