Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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