Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there's paper in my vomit.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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