Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
ok first of all what the fuck
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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