But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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