If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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