Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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