Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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