They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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