either way he was missing a nipple.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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