yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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