Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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