at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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