they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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