Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
