Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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