love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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