No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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