he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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