Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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