I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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