Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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