So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm at about main and main street
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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