I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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