brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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