Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Randomize