he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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