There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
