just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You were trust falling into bushes
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