i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
