Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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