It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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