I wanna passion pit in your ass
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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