yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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