Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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