Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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